Mocha needs a new career to consume her boundless energy. Here are the highlights of her resume: expertise in digging (dirt and rug certified), running (away as an escape artist and masters level in running the human), howling (great communicator), pulling (see running the human), and as a world ambassor (AB, BC, OR & WA)
Top career choices that she is considering.
1. Super dog liked Bolt! Rescue the ozone layer, fight green house gas and the W clan!
2. Adoption officier, find owner BoringFish a Miniature Siberian Husky and so Mocha can be the boss!
3. Public Relations Manager of the other losing WA team. Great, Mocha can howl at the tie-dye wearing Donald Duck! And all other morons who wear the W or the yellow O.
4. Safety Public relations Manager at mill town where clothing is optional (Just liked Mocha and the naked man) but ORANGE bump cap and safety glasses are madatory.
5. Deadly Model with good look and style.
6. PR: Nike Spoke-doggie for Iditarod Race! Slogon "JUST RUN with Booties"
7. PR again: Spoke-doggies (Mocha and Emily) for NACDA (North America Canine Dentistry Assoication), Strong teeth makes happy doggies! Sorry Romeo, you are NOT qualified!
8. President of the USA with her experience, she's clearly the top dog
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