Cram:

There’s a lot of soft, euphemistic talk about preschoolers and I think it’s time to be honest.
“When he enjoys an activity, he’s very engaged, but if he doesn’t enjoy the activity he has difficulty focusing”
= “He wants to do what he wants to do, and otherwise he acts like an asshole”
“He was a little emotional today”
= “He was basically a righteous prick to everyone all day”
“He has some challenges with transitions”
= “If you ask him to stop playing with a toy he likes, prepare for a motherfucking shitstorm”