Balloon-animal artist, High-voltage electrician, Prop comic/juggler, Obstetrician, Deep-tissue masseur, Dental hygienist, Ship-in-a-bottle assembler, TSA screener, Attendant in library rare-books room, Quality assurance inspector, gossamer scarves. They are from NPR's Ten Jobs Not Right For Wolverine
Additional ideas from readers:
Wet Nurse, Embalmer, Opthalmologist, Art restorer, Tire installer, Microwave tester, The guy that dusts the paintings at the Louvre, Film editor, pre-digital era, Veterinarian, Cardboard-box assembler, Professional Dodgeball Player, Proctologist, Trapeze artist, Horse Whisperer, Glass Blower, Hosiery fitter, Electrician, Terrible blogger, Actor, Otolaryngologist, Grief counselor, Puppeteer, Waiter (can you imagine if he got stiffed?), Hand model, Dog Groomer, Pizza maker, Hospitality specialist/Cruise director, News stand attendant, Cigar roller, NASCAR pit crew member, Banjo/guitar/cello player, Social worker, Football player, Secretary (imagine the keyboard), Teacher, Gym coach, Hot air balloon operator, Bouncy castle rentals, Middle manager, Director of foreign policy, Nanny, Anger Management Counselor, Circumscissionist, Massage Therapist, Personal Assistant to the Bubble Boy, HazMat suit quality controller, Janet Jackson's wardrobe assistant, Skydiving parachute packer, Sign language interpreter.
Some of the comments are creative, valid and humorous. Wolverine only has his claws out when he goes "berserk" in rage. So he'd probably be just fine in most of these positions. Now if he worked in customer service we might have problems.
Many jobs he'd be graet at (when in rage):
Awesome club bouncer, Cutter at Benihana, Mailroom clerk, Sushi Chef, Salesperson at bakery, Gardner, Barber & Edward Scissorhands II.
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