Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Courtside BBall

with OK city, RipCity rocks and old SuperSonic... hm...

Oden and Durant meet again in Blazers' win
Seattle fans make trip to see the Thunder, "Clay Bennett Ruined My Childhood."; I saw the sign.
Kenny is Cooking!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Kylie is 4.5 and she is a PC. Cute kid.

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?playlist=videoByUuids:uuids:533e05d2-9f12-4a86-bdda-efd0455fcd36&amp;showPlaylist=true&amp;from=shared" target="_new" title="Kylie uses Windows Live Photo Gallery">Video: Kylie uses Windows Live Photo Gallery</a>

It's snowing

Sunday, February 08, 2009

John Butler Trio - Ocean

Notorious MSG

No good muthabitch

Dim Sum Girls
The Notorious MSG, they are so funny and maybe you will learn a few things about Chinatown in SchoolHousin'.

Warning: this is for 18 and older.

Korean speaking cow

Real California Milk Happy Cow Audition - Soo

「寧可我助天下人,不負天下人助我」

余彭年盡捐40億身家行善 免害子孫 分毫不留; what would you do if you are billion dollars worth?

Shoplifting Dog in Utah.. a siberian husky.. hm..... =)

Saturday, February 07, 2009

CL's rant in LA

You: Asian, young(ish), cute, petite, left-of-center, cosmopolitan.

Me: The Asian guy you would never dream of giving a second glance.

Hi! I’m so sad that you were offended by my very presence at your favorite boutique coffee shop. Seriously, I was just there to do some work and maybe a bit of reading – I didn’t mean to draw attention to the fact that you too, are also Asian. I was just looking for a quiet place to sit, and the seat by you just happened to be open. It’s not like peed all over you, put my arm around your shoulder, and screamed to all the other patrons in a heavy Chinese accent, “She mine! You all stay away!”

After I sat down and pulled out Said’s Orientalism (no joke), you, in all of your ignorant glory, proceeded to loudly flirt with the nearest non-Asian man with a pulse to dissuade any romantic overtures from me. Lady, I already know you only date white guys; you don’t even have to open your mouth.

Ever since Chad took you out back in high school and made you the envy of all homecoming, you’ve understood the magical power of white boys. Your parents balked until they saw how well Chet treated you and made you so so so happy. You tell yourself you don’t see color lines, and that you’re ending racism by only dating white guys – and you give yourself a little pat on the back every night before dreaming of waking up with beautiful blonde hair. You’ve even thrown in a black guy or two, just to get back at daddy. Asian guys? Like, gag me with a spoon!

Hey, I applaud you. You’re totally progressive. Never mind all that bukakke stuff Jeremy keeps wanting to do (I wonder where he gets these ideas?). No need to worry about Scotty’s browser history pointing to asianteensluts.com. Totally normal! What red-blooded American man doesn’t want to bang a Japanese high school girl?

Honestly, if I were in your stilettos, I’d do the same thing. If white girls were all over me ‘cause of my nice, smooth skin, my mad computer skills and wispy peach fuzz, I’d ride that white stallion to all glory.

But since I’m 6’2”, 200 lbs. with 4% body fat and a PhD, I guess I’ll have to settle for one of our more racist Asian sistahs.
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Stem cell, cloning expert Jerry Yang dead at 49
Legions facing layoffs turn to parties, Internet
Rupert Murdoch's tarnished trophy
More co-worker couples losing both incomes at once
Uno of a kind
Mixed couples divorce in droves
10 Most Ticketed Cars; Toyota Matrix and Subaru Outback, really??????
IBM to laid-off: Want a job in India?
Sharp to cut 1,500 jobs, forecasts annual loss
Car giant Ford to cut 850 workers
Zavvi to close another 17 stores
Mariners manager wants to set example for other Asian-Americans in sports, he is the buzz in town! Go Mariners!
US Airways to charge $7 for pillows and blankets, everyone bundles up!
The Peel 50, the world's smallest road-legal car link
Facebook is five
No kissing please, we are Indians
Parched Perth embarks on water rescue
Fortunoff files for bankruptcy, the regional jeweler in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Connecticut
Bill Gates playfully frees swarm of mosquitoes
Group: community effort needed to save Seattle P-I, please save PI!
Burgerville officials applied for a beer and wine license at the new Salmon Creek restaurant in Vancouver, beer in Burgerville, I rather have the Hazelnut chocolate milkshake, yum!
Salazar scraps sale of oil-and-gas leases in Utah
微創割甲狀腺瘤傷口細
去年逾萬四貓狗遭人道毀滅, stop them, when you want to get a pet, go to the shelter first.
Panasonic to slash 15,000 jobs, shut 27 plants

Almost bought the book...

Stephen has plenty to say as The New Yorker’s James Surowiecki and Jonah Lehrer, author of “How We Decide,” both visit the Report.

Wish I have a miracle too.

Bonney Lake dog found after missing 6 months in Montana
A 7-year-old golden retriever named Buck, startled by a train whistle last summer and lost for six months in north-central Montana, is back home in Washington state thanks to the efforts of several Chester residents.

By AMY BETH HANSON
The Associated Press

HELENA, Mont. — A 7-year-old golden retriever named Buck, startled by a train whistle last summer and lost for six months in north-central Montana, is back home in Washington state thanks to the efforts of several Chester residents.

"I've never had a miracle happen to me, so I don't really know what to think," said Kim Halter of Bonney Lake.

Halter said she, her husband and two of their sons were on a family trip to Montana in August when they stopped at a rest stop along U.S. Highway 2 in the small town of Chester.

"The dog was normally never on a leash. Big mistake," Halter said Thursday. "But he was always next to my son. He never left his side, so we never really had a problem.

"We were under the trestle when the horn blew. When Buck heard the whistle, he took off like a shot. None of us even saw him."

Halter said Maxine Woods, who lives across the highway, was waving her arms and trying to tell them that their dog ran away.

"He just basically disappeared," Woods said Friday. "He was just going faster than any dog I've seen run."

Woods joined the search for the dog.

"She got in her car and then she started calling people and before you knew it everybody around there was looking for our dog," Halter said. After two days of unsuccessful searching, the Halters, brokenhearted, resumed their travels.

"We went to the library and the librarian in Chester made us posters and wouldn't charge us a dime for them," Halter said. The family put up posters in banks and post offices in the small towns around the area.

"That was about all we could do," she said.

After a few false sightings, the family didn't hear anything for six months.


As fall turned into winter, heavy snow fell in the Chester area and temperatures occasionally fell into the 20-below-zero range.

"Every time we'd hear about the weather we would just cringe," Halter said. "I would just cry even harder, thinking 'Where is my Buck?' And of course I couldn't let my son (17-year-old Jason) know. I never let him see me cry because he kept the faith and kept the hope.

"He would tell me all the time that Buck's coming home," she said of her son, who had had the dog since it was a puppy. "He actually thought he was going to walk home like in (the movie) 'Homeward Bound.' "

It was about 27 degrees below zero early on Jan. 25, the day Jason Wanken spotted a stray dog on his family farm just north of Chester.

"We spotted this dog out here on the farm, just on and off, going through the creek and whatnot," Wanken said. "We just never had a prime opportunity to go over and get him."

Later in the week, Wanken used a snowmobile to bring some food to the dog, which had taken up residence under a collapsed building.

Wanken's mother had remembered the name of the golden retriever that had gone missing last summer and told Wanken to see if the dog would answer to the name Buck.

"The next day, I took the boys out with me and I had a full bag of food with me and I just rattled that bag," he said. "I started to feed it and could actually pet it then."

Wanken and his wife were able to use food to lure the dog into a kennel.

They took the dog to Woods' house.

"I thought it couldn't be this dog, though, it's been too long," Wanken said.

Woods called Halter on Saturday, Jan. 31.

"She e-mailed me three pictures and when I was on the phone with her I received the pictures, and we both started crying and I said that was him," Halter said.

Confirmation that the dog had an underbite sent the Halters on a 750-mile trip. "We drove all night," she said, arriving in Chester Sunday afternoon.

"When we got to the Wankens, he ran right up to us and it was absolutely without a doubt him," Halter said. "It was a miracle. He looked at us, and we looked at him and we were all crying. It was beyond amazing."

No one seems to know where Buck had been between Aug. 13 and Jan. 25.

"From the time he left us until the time Jason Wanken found him, there is no clue where he's been or what he's done," Halter said. "Only he knows. I almost feel like taking him to a pet psychic to see if they could tell me. Only he knows his secret and he's keeping it to himself.

"I tell ya one thing, he hasn't stopped smiling since he got home and neither have we." link

Friday, February 06, 2009

Beck - Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes Remix)

I am bleeding ......

Weyerhaeuser 4Q loss balloons to $1.2B

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Sexy Panda Bear

25 G-rated random, semi-personal things about me.

1. I weighed approximately 3 pounds when I was born, 3 months premature and had to live in an oxygen incubator for about 45 days.

2. My nick name from my family is Ah Meow, such a tiny little thing. (see 1)

3. I break out in hives if I get too cold or sit in the middle of a grass field.

4. I love chocolate in all forms, except coated insects.

5. I don't have all my teeth. (see 4)

6. I am an only child.

7. I prefer Coca- Cola Classic over Pepsi.

8. It was 1996 when I last ate at Denny's.

9. I was in a school play once, "My Fair Lady" and I can't even sing.

10. My first (and only) car is a silver ’99 Honda Civic.

11. I can't drive a stick-shift.

12. I have never been to a school prom or a school dance.

13. I am a Rogue Nation member.

14. My favorite pizza has shrimp, spinach, linguica, mushroom, onion and roasted garlic.

15. I try to eat healthy.. but sometimes it doesn't work out.

16. I am goofy when it comes to snowboarding.

17. I love to dance but I don't have rythum. (see 18)

18. When it comes to spelling, I don't care how to spell, no one can really understand my notes anyway. Grammatically they don't even make sense.

19. I miss my first dog Coffee everyday, and June 21 2005 will always be a very sad day for me.

20. I can count 1 to 10 in 5 languages. Chinese, English, Japanese, Spanish and Thai.

21. I did not go to any beavers football game when I was a student there. Since then, including away games, I have been to 5.

22. I have never smoked, not a joint or a cigarette or a cigar or a salmon.

23. Bugs and birds are like my kryptonite.

24. Do you know how far it is from North Bend to Bend in Oregon? I didn't .

25. I've never had a broken bone, ever. This better not jinx it.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

URGENT - STILL NEED A HOME FOR CHOMPS AND KEEDA

KEEDA

CHOMPS

Due to economic struggles the owners have to move this weekend on the 7th and they need to find the dogs a home by Thursday or else they will be forced to take them to the shelter. If you know anyone who would like to adopt one or both of these beautiful kids, please contact Christina at 360-513-8943 or Banfield (see bottom of this message)

Chomps is a Black Lab/Golden Retreiver mix- he is all mostly black with some brindle and is about 75 pounds. He thinks he is a lap dog. He is fixed and inside/outside dog. While we are at work, he is outside. Love kids of all ages! Chomps is about 4 years old. We got him December 2005 as a puppy. Chomps will like the room to run, but he is the lazy one. He likes to lay in the sun/shade, sleep at the foot of your bed. He does love to fetch rocks! Yes, rocks! He finds them all over the yard and will play with them on our deck.

Keeda is a Lab/Aussie Shepard Mix - she is fixed as well. Blue eyes and about 45 -50 pounds. She needs room to run or a dog run. She does well with older kids - Not so much with little kids. She tends to have to know where all her "people" are when she is in the house - this would be the shepard in her! She is tan and white. Keeda is about 6 years old. She was given to us, so I am not positive on her age. Keeda is the one that really needs the room to run. She is a TOTAL watch dog as well! She will let you know if someone is around! However, she does not bite.

Contact Christina at 360-513-8943

Dianna Gray
Executive Assistant to Richard Norris, Charlie Patton, Karen Johnson, and Dan Carhill
Medical Resources, Facilities, Safety & Environmental Services, and Client Advocate Teams
Banfield, The Pet Hospital
p: 503-922-5209
f: 503-922-6209
dianna.gray@Banfield.net
www.banfield.net
To reach your nearest Banfield call 800-768-8858
Andy Lau, screaming fans

A new way to look at a very functional toilet

Thanks babe, so "KIND" of you to think of me. 馬桶

I can't bring myself to post the pic from u.