"I've been thinking about this over the holidays... Santa needs a makeover. In my house, I am Santa. I pick a time and place to get the tree. I manage and do most of the decorating. I buy the decorations. I plan all of the fun holiday events (going to see Xmas lights, going to see Santa, etc). I play holiday music and movies. I buy the presents for the kids, husband, & extended family. I make and send out the Xmas card. I plan Xmas breakfast and dinner. I make cookies on Christmas Eve. Ask yourself who does this in your family. If the answer is Mom/Wife, she is Santa." - M. Bond